Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, inspired by the "Harry Potter" series of books and movies, can be an adventure in unusual taste. And that's putting it mildly.


Review: Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

Published 22:15 pm

Popping the small, vaguely orange jelly bean into my mouth, my first thought is this: It's amazing what they can do with artificial flavors these days.

At least, I hope some of the flavors are artificial in Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, the jelly beans popularized by the immensely successful "Harry Potter" books and movies. Otherwise, that's really someone's vomit I'm eating. And after overcoming my revulsion and washing away the repulsive taste with a quick swig of Coca-Cola, I eat the next one -- who knows what that one is?

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans offer a variety of, ah, interesting flavors. Booger. Earwax. Rotten Egg. Like Harry's friend Ron Weasley says in the first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (or Philosopher's Stone to those of you across the pond), "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor." Sometimes you know what's coming, because a practiced eye can tell by the jelly bean's color. Sometimes it's something new to you and it's the luck of the draw.

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All fun aside, there are normal Every Flavor Bean flavors -- cherry, lemon, etc. And Every Flavor Beans are made by Jelly Belly, which means they're probably the highest quality jelly beans you'll find. Jelly Belly is not the cheapest jelly bean maker, but it's far and away the best.

But it says something about a box of jelly beans when you might actually be relieved to get one that tastes like black pepper. And that's OK. People buy Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans because they're in "Harry Potter," and eating them brings home a little bit of the "Harry Potter" universe, bizarre twists and all. There is a whole line of candy inspired by J.K. Rowling's series, including Fizzing Whizbees and Chocolate Frogs.

And in a way, making some of the flavors completely and utterly repulsive is a remarkably clever marketing trick. You can't help but be curious about jelly beans flavored like sausage, dirt and soap (I assure you, I'm not making up these delectable varieties).

It seems like there are a thousand brands of jelly beans out there with the ordinary flavors. But who can match Bertie Bott's unique selection? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are like passing a car crash on the highway -- it's terrible to see, but you can't help but stare. In fact, that would be a good advertising slogan: "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans: They're Like a Car Wreck In Your Mouth."

Something tells me that one won't catch on any time soon. But Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans should keep selling for years to come.

Well, at least as long as there are people out there willing to try a jelly bean that tastes like vomit.

Bestselling Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans Products in 2020


Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, 1.2oz boxes ~ 6 Pack

Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, 1.2oz boxes ~ 6 Pack
BESTSELLER NO. 1 in 2020
  • Harry Potter Signature Movie Jelly Beans
  • Ships Fresh and Fast!
  • 6 pack

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's, 1.2-Ounce (Pack of 8)

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's, 1.2-Ounce (Pack of 8)
BESTSELLER NO. 2 in 2020
  • The Original Gourmet Jelly Bean; Since 1976
  • The famours Hogwarts School of Wizardry jelly beans., 8 Pack
  • Approximately 240 beans
  • OU Kosher certified by Orthodox Union / Gluten-Free
  • New packaging coming soon; Same great taste just a new look

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans - 1.2 oz - 24 ct

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans - 1.2 oz - 24 ct
BESTSELLER NO. 3 in 2020
  • Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
  • 1 - 24 Count Case of 1.2 ounce boxes
  • Delicious "normal" jelly beans are mixed with crazy, creepy flavors in a 20-flavor magical medley
  • Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor
  • New packaging coming soon; Same great taste just a new look

(Set/2) Bertie's Bott's Jelly Beans Gift Box Harry Potter Lovers Candy Treat

(Set/2) Bertie's Bott's Jelly Beans Gift Box Harry Potter Lovers Candy Treat
BESTSELLER NO. 4 in 2020
  • Harry Potter Bertie's Bott's Jelly Beans Gift Box
  • Harry Potter Lovers Magical Candy Treat
  • Pack of 2 4.25 oz boxes
  • Crazy, creepy flavors in a magical medley
  • Kosher

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans From the Wizarding World of Harry Potter by Universal Studios

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans From the Wizarding World of Harry Potter by Universal Studios
BESTSELLER NO. 5 in 2020
  • Exclusive item from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Florida
  • You get one sealed box that contains approx. 6 ounces of jellybeans
  • Just like in the films and books, these gourmet jelly beans come in up to 20 flavours that range from delicious to disgusting! You'll get taste sensations like marshmallow, tutti-frutti, grass, soap, earwax...and more!
  • Each box also has a small bean flavor cheat sheet showing which beans tastes like what if you don't feel like being courageous!
  • Offically licensed item from Universal and Harry Potter

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans - 1.2 oz boxes - 24-Count Case (Pack of 2)

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans - 1.2 oz boxes - 24-Count Case (Pack of 2)
BESTSELLER NO. 6 in 2020
  • Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
  • 1 - 48 pack box, 1.2 ounce boxes (48 - 1.2 ounce boxes total)
  • Delicious normal Jelly Beans are mixed with Crazy, Creepy Flavors in a 20-flavor Magical Medley. Great for themed Halloween or Birthday parties, favor bags or a game for the whole family to enjoy
  • Boxes are randomly assorted and may not contain every flavor. Banana, Black Pepper, Blueberry, Booger, Candyfloss, Cherry, Cinnamon, Dirt, Earthworm, Earwax, Grass, Green Apple, Lemon, Marshmallow, Rotten Egg, Sausage, Soap, Tutti-Fruitti, Vomit or Watermelon
  • Gluten free, peanut free, dairy free, fat free vegetarian friendly and are certified OU Kosher by the Orthodox Union

Harry Potter Jelly Gummy Candy Slugs, Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jelly Beans & Chocolate Crispy Frog (Bundle of 3 Items)

Harry Potter Jelly Gummy Candy Slugs, Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jelly Beans & Chocolate Crispy Frog (Bundle of 3 Items)
BESTSELLER NO. 7 in 2020
  • Bundle of 3 Harry Potter candy items
  • Includes Harry Potter Jelly Slugs, Harry Potter Signature Movie Jelly Beans and Chocolate Frog Comes with Collectible Wizard Card
  • A great gift for any Harry Potter fanatic! Party favors, Stocking Stuffer
  • Kids love it!
  • Kosher Made in USA

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled Jelly Beans Spinner Gift Box, 5th Edition, 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 1)

Jelly Belly BeanBoozled Jelly Beans Spinner Gift Box, 5th Edition, 3.5 Ounce (Pack of 1)
BESTSELLER NO. 8 in 2020
  • New 4th Edition with 2 additional flavors!
  • Comes with 20 different flavors of Jelly Beans
  • Includes spinner wheel in box
  • 10 weird and wild flavors and 10 classic and delicious flavors

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans - 4.25 oz Gift Box - Official, Genuine, Straight from The Source

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans - 4.25 oz Gift Box - Official, Genuine, Straight from The Source
BESTSELLER NO. 9 in 2020
  • This is a 4.25 oz. Gift Box containing all the "unusual" flavors, such as Soap, Black Pepper, and Dirt!
  • Buy from Jelly Belly Candy Company to ensure official, genuine Jelly Belly jelly beans
  • Made with the right ingredients for true-to-life flavors inspired by the Harry Potter books
  • All Jelly Belly jelly beans are OU Kosher, gluten free, peanut free, dairy free, fat free and vegetarian friendly.

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans ~ 5 Pack

Jelly Belly Harry Potter Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans ~ 5 Pack
BESTSELLER NO. 10 in 2020
  • The Original Gourmet Jelly Bean; Since 1976
  • The famous Hogwarts School of Wizardry jelly beans, 5 Pack
  • Approximately 240 beans
  • OU Kosher certified by Orthodox Union / Gluten-Free
  • New packaging coming soon; Same great taste just a new look

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